more things I hate

putting the worm on the hook
taking the worm off of the hook
vomit
bird poop
sucky windshield wipers
text forwards
email forwards
MySpace spammers
losing
offices with no windows
mean people who are fake nice
ticketmaster surcharges
beer lines
pollen
physics
Dave Matthews Band
slow computers
blue screen of death
cramps
Wal-Mart
mice
eating things with bones
fruit that's not cut-up, except bananas
spilling things on my shirt
Crash
lumpy pillows
reallocating
know-it-alls who know nothing
Charlie Sheen's clothes on Two and a Half Men
Two and a Half Men
Verizon not having the iPhone
cliff hangers
cinnamon gum
cinnamon mints
waiting in line
boots in May
bluetooth
the doorbell
disorganization
hold music
ringback tones
jail shows
wrinkles
the security guards
the dance party next door
boogers
shredded wheat
the green gook in crabs
the green gook in lobster
broken nails
being allergic to beans
malt liquor
reggae music
terrible towels
Cindy's car
Jesus's car

things I hate:

cats
Adam Lambert
humidity
humidity in my house
snakes
delivery trucks
mushrooms
nightmares
things that smell weird
stains
waiting
Ike Ranz
Old R&B
New R&B
people that say "dawg"
bugs
wet socks
the Cowboys
slipping, tripping, falling
people who do Jim Carrey impressions
flossing
waking up before 8am
season finales
olives
shaving
razor burn
skinny jeans
being hot
being really cold
being really hungry
being really full
being really tired
not being able to sleep
bourbon
geometry
the Penguins
people who take 2hr "lunches"
bad parking jobs
carnations
honey dew
blisters
itchy clothes
bug bites (not the snacks)
sunburn
wet pant hems
SoCo and Lime
browning lettuce
Monday
Woody Allen movies
lack of vacay
bathing suits
orange juice
condensation
Speidi
pho
vaccumming
my checking account
my savings account
gerbils
hamsters
traffic
Ob Ustin
lipstick
dirty dishes
wine bars
squirrels
rust
all the fun stuff SAIC ruins
Iraq
Afghanistan
kevlar
pallets
taking out the trash
voicemail messages
lint
bad breath
camping
hangovers
ironing
splinters
embarrassment
lonliness
scary movies
thunderstorms
natural disasters
dreams about natural disasters
killers (not "the")
burglars
Burger King
caveman commercials