putting the worm on the hook
taking the worm off of the hook
vomit
bird poop
sucky windshield wipers
text forwards
email forwards
MySpace spammers
losing
offices with no windows
mean people who are fake nice
ticketmaster surcharges
beer lines
pollen
physics
Dave Matthews Band
slow computers
blue screen of death
cramps
Wal-Mart
mice
eating things with bones
fruit that's not cut-up, except bananas
spilling things on my shirt
Crash
lumpy pillows
reallocating
know-it-alls who know nothing
Charlie Sheen's clothes on Two and a Half Men
Two and a Half Men
Verizon not having the iPhone
cliff hangers
cinnamon gum
cinnamon mints
waiting in line
boots in May
bluetooth
the doorbell
disorganization
hold music
ringback tones
jail shows
wrinkles
the security guards
the dance party next door
boogers
shredded wheat
the green gook in crabs
the green gook in lobster
broken nails
being allergic to beans
malt liquor
reggae music
terrible towels
Cindy's car
Jesus's car
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